eBay premier fournisseur d'histoires drôles

Nicolas, le 27 fév 2005

En fouinant sur le web à propos d’infos musicales et en visitant le site de Miss Kittin, je tombe sur une histoire assez rigolote. A rajouter au long recueil des bourdes volontaires ou non liées aux utilisateurs d’eBay…

> On 11.02.2005 17:57 wrote xxxxxx-man-of-wolf :
>> Hi
>> I would just like to let you know i bought a van halen cd from ebay
>> and instead recieved your cd miss kittin and the hacker first album. this
>> is not what I ordered. I am taking this to the US federal government as this
>> is mail fraud and a federal offense. also it was paid for with a united
>> states postal money order which I have the recipt for. and is also a federal fraud
>> case. I beleive you are trying to promote your band and ripping people off offering
>> other cds for sale and sending yours out instead of what the customer bought.
>> I will see to it also that you never have access to come to the us to tour or
>> anything else here. Im really pissed off about this. and will do my
>> best to stop you and your kind ripping off the american public. unless the
>> money is returned very soon I will continue my efforts to stop you. I will be
>> awaiting your reply. if I dont hear from you by tomorrow feb 12 2005 I will
>> have no other opitions but to start the prosess of fileing charges against
>> you.
>> Summer-Breeze
>> Ps maybe I wasn’t the right person to do this too as I do have high
>> power Govermental friends here in the USA
> From: ESCORTEAZE . suzana suzana@escorteaze.com
> Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 18:47:11 +0100
> To: xxxxxx-man-of-wolf@aol.com
> Subject: Re: Miss Kittin
> hi,
> sorry, but miss kittin nor the hacker have anything to do with us.
> the record company in us, called emperor norton is holding the rights
> to sell, distribute etc their « first album » in usa/canada.
> do you seriously think that the artists themselves have a special
> account with ebay USA and are selling like this their work under the name of
> van hallen? .
> you should complain directly with ebay and the person who sold it
> there for you, but not to miss kittin nor the hacker..
> a pity to hear you´ve been ripped off tough.
> hopefully you will get your van halen cd soon.
> regards,
> suzana

he he he…
Another joke to add to our legend.
I am glad I made such a guy so angry, because he was stupid enough to
think we had time to lose in ripping people off using the name of
Van Halen on Ebay! If I was that naively useless, I would have chosen
a funnier band anyway! And our friends Tommie Lee and Marylin Manson
would be a better support than stupid FBI who are too busy chasing
serial killer rednecks.

Conclusion: we don´t need no USA market quest, we already won it!
And it shows how Ebay sucks sometimes.

So dudes, you know the score, nothing can beat your record store.